Wonderful Vaudeville Comedy
From Moran and Mack, the Two Black Crows, Part 3 1927 -- (I'm not sure who is who, so Moran will be first):
Moran: My dog, he had bad luck, he was crossing the railroad track and the train came before he got by...before he got ALL by...and the train cut the dog's tail off. What you know about that, hmmm?
Mack: The train cut the dog's tail off?
Moran: Yeah!
Mack: Oh, boy that's bad when a dog gets his tail cut off, he's got nothing to guide him, or nothing to balance him.
Moran: True, brother. True.
Mack: Certainly must have hurt his carriage.
Moran: He got his TAIL cut off.
Mack: That's what I said, it must have hurt his carriage.
Moran: No, it didn't hurt his carriage, but it ruined his waggin'!
posted by bakeliteradio at 9:27 PM
1 Comments:
Not only that, but when it cut his tail off it really ticked him off. I mean, all the animal came out in him.
He turned around to bite whatever had did that terrible thing to him and wham!, the train took his head clean off!
The moral of the story? Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
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